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The Very Funny Spot is moving on to bigger and better things. For more convenience for both the admins and our users, we have moved to the following site: http://sites.google.com/site/theveryfunnyspot/

We trust you will enjoy our new site as much, if not more, than this one. Thanx.

Kind Regards.
KooKs and El Capitano.

FUNNY BEGGAR SIGNS.

FUNNY SPORTS.

Hilarious one-liners/ Funny Facebook Statuses.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

School is cool, except for the whole going to class thing.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Hey, it's Kanye West. I'm interrupting your status to tell you Beyonce's is better.

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

When threading a needle, its important to pull the ugliest face possible.

I dont care how good you think you are, never try to catch an iron after you drop it.

Never get into fights with ugly people. They have nothing to lose.

My mom didnt see the irony in calling me a son of a bitch...

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

A shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Why is it that it takes one careless match to start a forest fire but it takes the whole box to start a campfire.

If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I've had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does!

War doesnt determine who is right- only who is left.

I used to think drinking was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.

The Americans spent billions trying to make a pen that can work in space....The Russians used a pencil...

Can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone and not remembering their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

I have CDO... Its like OCD but everything is in alphabetical order. Like it should be.

Why do people say life is short? What can you do longer than live?

I wonder which is more painful... Giving birth or being kicked hard in the nuts? Its interesting because no-one can experience both...

A fly just landed on my screen... I tried to right-click and delete it.

I wonder why banks leave their doors wide open but then chain their pens to the table.

Don't you think its dumb when people say "Its always the last place you look?"... Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

It's not me, it's you.

Zebra Crossing fail.